miss-lol:

ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

The Pied Piper of Hamelin 2014

makochantachibanana:

xeo-apple:


I went

to public school.

omfg

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i lost it after attempt 510 omfg

JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT

MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES

NEVER NOT REBLOG

I CANT EVEN PLAY IT RIGHT SIDE UP

HIGH EDUCATION.

FUCKKKINGGG

BEST RAGE QUIT I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Sync your iPhone to your laptop and download iOS 8 from iTunes, it won’t take up any memory. Reblog to save a life.

satsuma400ml:

susiethemoderator:

Wish I had known this before I deleted 952 pictures plus 3 apps.

wish i knew this the last 20 times i updated

Fake "Clinic" Cons 17-Year-Old Girl

misandry-mermaid:

prolongedeyecontact:

An Indiana mother recently accompanied her daughter and her daughter’s boyfriend to one of Indiana’s Planned Parenthood clinics, but they unwittingly walked into a so-called “crisis pregnancy center” run by an anti-abortion group, one that shared…

adrians:

just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

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